It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
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You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
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It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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