Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
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i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
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Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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