I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
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Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
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i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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