We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
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We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
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please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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