In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
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I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
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Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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