Where is the hickey?
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
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Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
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I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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