everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
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Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
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You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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