So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
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It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
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I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
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