so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
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Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
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It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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