is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
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Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
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I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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