Pappa wants mamma naked
what if I'm pregnant?
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Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
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At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
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We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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