The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
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I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
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Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
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