We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
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I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
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How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
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