If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
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she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
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Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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