Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
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Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
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did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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