Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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