I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
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There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
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It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
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I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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