not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
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We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
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I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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