She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
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New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
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He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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