Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
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You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
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Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
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