She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
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She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
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She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
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