Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
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The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
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found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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