Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
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What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
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You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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