There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
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He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
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Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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