Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
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HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
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orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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