can u get pink eye on your cock?
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
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My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
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You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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