The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Ambien. No doubt about it.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
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Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
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Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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