This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
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I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
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Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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