What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
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so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
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just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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