Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Randomize