Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
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She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
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You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
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