i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
he was CRYING into my vagina
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
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Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
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Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
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