man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
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you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
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No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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