Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
In America we eat man semen.
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Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
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Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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