I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
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told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
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You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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