dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
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Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
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Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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