it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
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My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
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Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
false alarm, still single
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