I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
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you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
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Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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