I wish you could order shots online.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
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I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
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I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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