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She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
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Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
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What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
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