Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
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Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
i dont even know how to be here
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
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Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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