Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
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why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
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I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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