dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
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You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
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my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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