sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
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Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
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If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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