Your tits are I can't wait for
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
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I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
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how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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