Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
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Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
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so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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