Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
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You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
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We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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