But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
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You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
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Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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