would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
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Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
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next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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