Do you still have your period?
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
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remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
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There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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